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This is the Pete and Sebastian show,

with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Galco.

Thank you for holding so long.

Please hold and the next voice you will hear is the president of Boston, Jimmy from Boston.

The next time you think somebody's robbing you,

forget talking to yourself all out in your kitchen.

All you gotta do is pull up to your driveway, beepin' your horn.

And as soon as that dude looks out the window to see what's going on,

and he sees you on that little mo-ped shirtless with your big old choppers,

big and Jim Carey from the mask smile,

with this floppy fuckin' helmet on,

that dude is gonna feel so sorry for you and so bad that he's stealing from that guy,

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