This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menacekalko.

Pete!

Biscuit! It's Jimmy from Boston.

I'm gonna need a minute or two here, because that's what we found out about you two tulips.

I mean, we've always known you weren't very manly.

Hey, yeah, Pete can ride the shit out of a bicycle, and Biscuit can watch one hell of an automobile.

Oh, and if you happen to be on a plane with these two, and you're over the age of 65,

and you're posed no physical threat whatsoever, these two will motherfuck you up and down to no end.

But your wives? Your wives on the other hand?

100% bona fide, beautiful, strong, women!

I mean, a lot of steps up takes the ice bucket challenge like a champ.

After Biscuit had to be coerced, because you didn't want to get a Saturday night fever,

Tony Manahero hid you all wet.

And while Pete is shut as an Aquana, what is nuts tucked between his legs,

because there's a mouse nearby?

Jackie performs a capture and kill mission, and suffocates the little bastard.

All I know is you both better walk the line at home,

because if these two ever leave you God forbid,

you two cupcakes are going to get eaten alive out there in the world without them.

LITER!

Last time we did a face to face was, I'm going to say buffle up.

I think you're right, which was over a year ago.

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