This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

Yay! Basket! It's Jimmy from Boston. First off, what a pleasure it was here in Jackie on the show! Very nice!

And then to give Biscuit shit even better! Biscuit, she's right! She texted you, texted back to it!

You'll wait like 48 hours, you better than that! But this is why I called. The real reason for this call is because my boy DJ Lou Sponor

fucking masterpiece! Listen to you two sitting in the relics. Sing all about girl, have to be one of the funniest things I've heard in years!

And I'm only hoping, I'm begging Lou, that that will not be the last time he does something like that because that was fucking hilarious! A plus kid, A plus! Light up!

Come on up, lay your hands in mine! Come on up for the rising! Come on up for the rising!

Nice! Pete and Sebastian show, I am Pete Corrielli, of course, the other host, my man, ladies and gentlemen, Sebastian Menace Skelko!

I'm diving right into this! Dive, dive!

This is how it works for the listeners. Generally, Pete and I, we started up and we may talk a little bit before we even get on the air.

But we were talking and we weren't recording it and I was actually getting disappointed because it was so damn good that it wasn't recording.

So we had to dive right into it. Even the off-air stuff is fabulous!

Yeah, we'll dive into it, man, because I want you to take the lead on this and then we'll get going.

Well, we got a sponsor from our network who wants us to read a few spots a week on the show for a month and they're offering a small amount of money.

Now, for those who might not even understand, some people, do they even maybe not know what you mean by network?

Well, we're on a podcast network with a bunch of other podcasts. It's called Side Show Network. I don't know how many people listen off-side show, but you could get the show on Side Show Network.

You could also get it on a variety of other platforms. But we belong to a network and we'd ever signed any paperwork with these guys.

They just host our show, right? Yes. Okay. So we've been approached a few times by the network with some pay for play opportunities.

That means we get paid only if the listeners sign up for the product or the service.

Keep in mind, so far the best offer they got us was the equivalent of your neighbor going, if you have a car wash, I'll let you use my hose and my water.

That's like about as good as the deal they have. Give me a break. Come on.

Okay, but they also do it based on listenership. So they look at your numbers and say, okay, the guys got a million hits a week. I want to pay you whatever, 10 grand for the month for you to promote my business.

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