This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menacekelko.

Hey, hey, hey, get it, Jimmy from Boston.

Now who gives a shit that Pete has his wife cut his hair and his driveway?

Kicker cut his toenails out there, if you ask me.

All that shit is less embarrassing than the fact that this kid knows all the intimate details and stockpiles of information on these fucking celebrities.

Now he's telling us how Jude Law doesn't wash his hair and he knows what's coming out of the caprio's shower.

Pete, the gap being known as a fridgefucker, you are the ultimate starfucker kid.

How the hell did Jackie ever get you to leave LA? That shit is beyond me.

Later.

Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live or take, take, take it all but you never give.

Should've known you was troubled from a little pen-year-old boy he is.

I like energy, I like dance, I like charisma.

Pete and Sebastian shut bro, I'm excited, I'm excited to talk today.

Oh wow, what's the big occasion?

I don't know man, I'm digging the show, I'm digging the hang and I just, you know, I'm into it, I don't know what else to say and I can't wait to hear about the big pot day.

Oh yeah, big party here man, I gotta tell you from front to back.

I gotta pat myself and Lawn on the back here, we know how to entertain, I'll tell you that right now.

Well that's always been one of your traits.

Let me describe you to layout for the party and the time and the effort that went into the stamp thing.

I had a buddy of mine who is a chef also a comedian, he ran the barbecue so we had anything from swordfish to scallops to shrimp.

He had some steak, turkey burgers, regular burgers, hot dogs, a variety of different sausages.

We ordered the sides from a barbecue place, we got some sweet potato fries, fries, hush puppies, fried green tomato, some fried okra.

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