This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

Pete, it's Jimmy from Boston.

Pete, now one word about the boat.

You got no passenger stories.

You came in crystal clear and instead of your usual winding and complaining,

you go on and on about how you made up a little sexy pet name for Ryan Gosling

because you find him so dreamy.

And then you have the balls to try to convince everybody that you're some super fan of the movie Goodfellas.

When we all know very well the only thing you've ever watched religiously is the volleyball scene from Top Gun.

Yes Suspect Kid, yes Suspect, light us.

I'm not even hearing anymore like a bird without a song.

Pete and Sebastian show, we all back, dude.

I can't wait to hear all about the awards.

I think we just got to get right into it.

But nevertheless, how you doing? Where are you? What's going on? I'm still on the boat.

You are still on the boat.

I am back in Los Angeles after an adventurous time in New Jersey and New York City.

I am leaving for Austin tomorrow so I don't really have a lot of time here.

But let me just dive right into this award show that I went to on Saturday night at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City

with my beautiful wife Lana. Now I gotta tell you and I'm gonna have to boast here a little bit.

But the way we were dressed we belonged at the Oscars.

Now, how do you feel about that? Good I guess.

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