This is the Pete and Sebastian show, with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

Speedy bass, get it Jimmy from Boston.

Listen, I don't want to scare you too. I don't want to make it nervous.

But the listeners, they're expecting your best today. I'm talking non-stop hilarity.

Pete is finally off this boat back on land so we get no more 15-minute shows liited with delays.

For more than that, Pete can finally stop all the fucking whining.

Guy acted like he was abducted by Phil Team 6 and 4th against his will to take that gig.

That shit was your own conscience doing, kid. Your choice.

Cry me a river there, cabin boy. But now with all that behind us, you two got to bring your A game today.

I don't want any excuses. It's time to entertain the masses and knock them on their fucking asses.

Our own Shaquille O'Neill joins us now here.

Now that comes to pleasure, some people look pleasure in the face and welcome it and others walk away from pleasure.

All right, Jack. Thanks for stopping by.

Welcome back, Pete.

Later.

Right. Land hoe. The Pete and Sebastian show is back.

I am on land.

We got a lot of big news to get into Sebastian. How you doing?

I feel like we've reset ourselves. I feel like the last month, you know, you being away.

I feel like, I don't know. I feel like we were doing a show, but it didn't seem like we were on full cylinders.

Oh yeah, not at all, man. I mean, we were doing those shows mostly just to keep, you know, the communication going with the listeners.

But no, I'm so psyched to be back, man. That was miserable. It was rough. The conditions to do the show.

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