Pet Sematary
Just King Things
Ranged Touch
4.8 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 10 January 2022
⏱️ 111 minutes
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Content warnings for this episode include: misogyny; animal and child death; automotive accidents; explicit description of sexual acts; explicit descriptions of physical trauma and mutilation, including head and brain injury; chronic illness; ableism; anti-Semitism; cannibalism; drug addiction
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Just King Things is a podcast where we read the books of Stephen King in publication order. |
| 0:05.6 | As these are largely horror novels, they often deal with complicated and disturbing topics. |
| 0:09.8 | A list of content warnings is available in the episode description. |
| 0:17.0 | Music Howdy, friends and neighbors, and welcome back to Just King Things, the show where you read and talk about the books of Stephen King in publication order. I'm Michael, and with me is Cameron. |
| 0:50.9 | Hey, Michael. You ever been up in that hill back there? |
| 0:56.2 | No, I've never gone up in that hill that abuts my property that I just moved into with my family from Chicago. |
| 1:02.8 | You ever done that? |
| 1:03.8 | No, not once, not a once. |
| 1:07.1 | Legend tell, there's a candy graveyard up there. |
| 1:12.2 | For candy that died? |
| 1:16.0 | A candy that gets too old. |
| 1:18.5 | You throw it in the ground. |
| 1:20.2 | You got to bury it with your bare hands. |
| 1:22.7 | And it revivifies into delicious Dolby Vision chocolates and Willowonka sugar treats. |
| 1:33.0 | I see. |
| 1:34.7 | But don't delve too deep. |
| 1:37.5 | You can't bring back a whole chocolate bunny, Michael. |
| 1:41.7 | It ain't right. |
| 1:47.0 | I can't believe that, uh, I mean, I don't know. |
| 1:52.2 | You can't bring back a little nutcracker looking guy made out of only chocolates from 15 years |
| 1:57.7 | ago, Michael. |
| 1:58.6 | It's against nature. |
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