sex. I'm L'Egar, I'm Julian Field, and this is the Perverts podcast, where we venture into

horny online subcultures

and take you along for the ride.

Life is the act of perusing a catalog

for the best products the market has to offer.

All people are interchangeable,

and it's your job to leaf through them always seeking

something new different and better simultaneously you're also a commodity for

everybody else to consider responsible for writing your own pitch and taking your

own product photography.

If you do this correctly, you'll create an effective sales funnel guiding potential partners from

awareness to consideration before the sale is closed and you can shift to engendering brand loyalty.

Now if this feels overwhelming, hollow even, do not worry.

Technology is here to help you with every step of the process

through a set of holistic solutions known as

dating apps. They're increasingly both the way people meet romantic partners and find

out that beneath the surface of every stranger runs a turbulent river of horniness and aggression.

So strap on your scuba gear and pinch your nose, fellow pervert, as we tumble backwards into these dark waters together.

Just don't forget to breathe.

Joining us in the Swipe Den together. Just don't forget to breathe.

Joining us in the swipe den is Jamie Loftus, comedian and author of

Raw Dog The Truth About Hot Dogs.

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