Now this is a perverse use of a hamster.

It's one more thing.

Oh, boy.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

There needs to be an opt-out feature on this podcast.

Like, I see the subject matter, and I can opt out if I want.

Oh, no, no, no.

You want to stay tuned for this.

I promise you.

Or stay podcasted.

Is it a Richard Gear thing? No, no. That was a head fake. Google it.

It was a jab step. It was a crossover. I broke both your ankles. Google it on Snopes.

Jesus. No, don't do that. Don't. Stop it. You'll be shocked. You'll never see officer and a gentleman and feel the same way about it.

I guarantee you.

Jack, a hamster in Germany is redefining a random walk down Wall Street.

Author Burton Malkiel's belief that a blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a stock ticker list in the newspaper could do just as good a job as a human

investment professional. I'm not familiar with that book, but that is his premise. Say,

what's the name of the book again? A random walk down Wall Street. Huh, I might have to look into that.

I'm amused by the idea of a blindfolded monkey with darts in his hand. I'm covered my eyes. You're not amused if you're in the room.

I'm covered my eyes.

One hand over my eyes, one over my genitals.

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