Perth Path | This Past Weekend #201

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2019

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Checking in from Australia after a week off of podcasting. Back on sugar. Six days clean off masty. Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Music “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Gunt Squad www.patreon.com/theovon Name Aaron Jones Aaron Rasche Aaron Wayne Anselmi Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alexa harvey Allison Jones Andrea Gagliani Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Anthony Holcombe Anthony Schultz Arielle Nicole Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Bad Boi Benny Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brad Moody Brandon Hoffman Brandon Kirkman Bubba Hodge Carla Huffman Casey Roberts Charles Herbst Christian Coyne Christina Christopher Stath Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh COREY ASHMORE Crystal Dakota Montano Dan Draper Dan Perdue Daniel Chase Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Crook Danny Gill David Christopher David Smith Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Donald blackwell Doug Chee Drew Munoz Dusty Baker Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia J.P. Jacob Rice Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jason Price Jeffrey Lusero Jenna Sunde Jeremy Johnson Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Jim Floyd Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan R Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Julie Ogden Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kaitlin Mak Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kiera Parr Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Laszlo Csekey Lauren Williams Lawrence Abinosa Leighton Fields Madeline Garland Mandy Picke'l Marisa Bruno Matt Kaman Meaghan Lewis Meghan LaCasse Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Butcher Nick Lindenmayer Nick Roma Nick Rosing Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell OK Passenger Shaming PF24 Gang Gang Qie Jenkins Rachael Edwards Rachel Warburton Randal Ranger Rick Robert Mitchell Robyn Tatu Rohail Ryan Hawkins Ryan Walsh Sarah Anderson Scoot B. Scott Wilson Sean Scott Season Vaughan Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shannon potts Shona MacArthur Stefan Borglycke Suzanne O'Reilly Theo Wren Thomas Hunsell II Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tommy Frederick Travis Simpson Tugzy Mills Tyler Harrington (TJ) Victor Montano Victor S Johnson II Vince Gonsalves William Reid Peters Zeke Harris

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0:00.0	I'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could I be so far from my home
0:27.0	My mind is somewhere else, but when I fall, I'll patch up with you.
0:32.0	Good to be back. Got that break. Got that break. And I hope you're having a wonderful time wherever you are.
0:41.0	And I'm coming to you out here from Perth, P-E-R-T-H in Western Australia. And I'm out here on the banks of the Indian Ocean,
0:54.0	not far from the Tasmanian Sea and south of the Timor and Banda seas. And I'm happy to be here. And I hope you're having a good day.
1:09.0	I don't have a lot of intro music or sweet dangles or anything like that. You know, I don't have a lot of those ear bells or fancy cat whispers to kind of get us just easing into the deal today.
1:23.0	But I'm happy to be here with you. And I'm grateful.
1:30.0	Man, I'm just, what's going on, man? I'm out here, did I? We took last week off. And I went to a
1:44.0	country called Bolly for a little vacation to kind of chill out and just not have to do some stuff, not have to do anything.
1:58.0	You know, these days we have so many things that we have to do, you know, email, text, text message, listen to people, regular conversation, look at something,
2:12.0	close our eyes, put on a hat, brush our teeth, put on clothes, eat something. It never ends, you know, buy someone a gift. It never ends.
2:27.0	So to be able to have a little bit of time where some of those things I could just take off of the plate and just have nothing on my plate and just be on a,
2:39.0	on just a full-life diet as far as responsibilities go, like a responsibility diet. It was nice.
2:51.0	And I went, I'll just tell you where, you know, what I did. I hope you're doing good. You know, I hope things in your world are nice.
3:00.0	I hope you got a little bit of milk in the fridge.
3:04.0	And I hope you got a little bit of candy in your pocket, a sweet candy. Maybe a cinnamon barrel.
3:12.0	You know, at some point in time, I don't remember when it was really, but they started, they made candy in the special shapes, a little cannon.
3:22.0	You could get you a little liquor, a little cannon, liquorice used to come shape like a little cannon or a gun.
3:30.0	Get a little liquorice gun. Or you could get a root beer barrel, root beer came in a little like a wooden shape, like a wooden barrel.
3:40.0	You know, where they had a, they had these little canaries. They had a little kind of lemon canary candy. I remember when I was young.
3:50.0	And you get your little, you know, little handful of them lemon canaries and just start a damn aviary, start a damn, you know, start a damn, you know, like a little bird sanctuary in your mouth.
4:08.0	But what was I talking about? Oh, I'll tell you this. So, so I took the vacation and I went to Bali, Indonesia.
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