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No Fun with Jen Kirkman
Misfit Toys
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2023
⏱️ 15 minutes
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This week: Jen talks about a pilot who hadn’t slept in 40 hours, took mushrooms and tried to bring down a plane, also on Patreon only an exclusive tell-all interview with Dr. Barbara Persons and her new life, listener emails and more!
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| 0:00.0 | Miss Fit Toys. |
| 0:02.0 | Well, she's got a lot of things on her mind to talk about now. |
| 0:09.0 | She's taking care of her voice so you know that she's not going to shout now |
| 0:15.4 | She's not going to shout now. So get your headphones ready to hear what it's all |
| 0:20.7 | about now when it's all about now what it's all about |
| 0:23.4 | we'll have no fun fun cushion group with vodka scrubs that today |
| 0:28.6 | we'll have no fun fun clucchen group with vodka scrups that today No Fun the Gen-The Gen-Kirkman Podcast Podcast Podcast episode 41. |
| 0:37.0 | Oh my God, there's crazy things happening out there. |
| 0:45.8 | Now I'm telling you if you're on a plane right now, |
| 0:49.4 | this one might scare you. |
| 0:51.0 | But hear me out before you pause and go listen to something more soothing like one of your people getting murdered podcasts |
| 1:01.0 | This is about a pilot who was on mushrooms who tried to take down a plane, didn't know what he was doing. |
| 1:10.0 | But although you're sitting on your flight right now and you're thinking, I can't listen to this. |
| 1:18.0 | See, this is exactly the kind of thing that I fear happening. |
| 1:22.0 | You have zero percent chance of it happening. It's just too ironic that you would be listening to me on a podcast talking about how that happened and, well the way it didn't happen the plane |
| 1:34.8 | didn't go down so there's that ray of hope in this story but the odds are that a pilot who's off duty and on mushrooms is going to try to |
| 1:50.4 | take down your flight while you're listening to a podcast episode about an off-duty |
| 1:56.5 | pilot on mushrooms trying to take down another flight, the odds are zero. I'm sure of it. |
| 2:09.6 | So in all actuality it's better statistically that you keep this podcast on and listen while you're on your flight. So here's what happened. I can't believe |
| 2:18.6 | this wasn't national news. Now I say that even though I don't watch national news I don't have the news on TV in my home ever. |
| 2:27.0 | I read newspapers, but I read articles online. |
| 2:46.5 | I don't hold a physical paper in my hands. Maybe it has been everywhere. I have no idea. I know there's other things going on the world, but this is one of those things that I think about all the time. How are we just having hundreds of flights a minute in just our own 20 mile radiuses and this isn't |
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