Perry's Skateboard Scam
The Big 3 Podcast
thebig3podcast.com
4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 8 November 2013
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Perry tries to scam the Don & Mole by selling Big 3 skateboards without giving any money to either one of them claiming that he couldn’t because he needed to pay bills having a hard time understanding about the deal that he made. Mole who may be looking for some new management has an interest in working with Perry’s publicist, Tom Brennan but that causes problems with The Scaremaster because he feels it’s a conflict of interests.
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| 0:00.0 | Simply done, the podcast network. |
| 0:03.0 | Here's the thing. |
| 0:04.0 | Nobody, once you're in the system, it's really hard to get out of the system. I can't get him out. I've tried, but I cannot get him out. He's going to be pissed. Here's the thing. He can get out of the system when he can get out of the system. When he's in the system, he's in the system. Hey, Scaremaster. Oh, hey, Perry. Hey, bud. What's going on? |
| 0:22.8 | Don't, don't punch me |
| 0:23.8 | seriously what is this hey perry is this a bomb is this a bomb what is that what is that what is this is this two |
| 0:31.6 | what is this is this two can i come over there and sit down and i'll show you what it Ah, you sit down a lot. First off, you guys need to sign these two decks. Well, for what? For who? For two customers. Oh, where's our money? What do you mean your money? Yeah, we made an agreement. If you put our faces on skateboards, we would split it in half. You have to talk to my age. You would get 50% and Mol and I would split 50%. I haven't seen a dime. I haven't seen a dime either. Well, okay. Okay, well, so how much do we get for that? How about your body? Yeah. What, five bucks a piece? How much you sell them for? What? 20 bucks? No, no, no, no, no, no. You sold a bunch of them the day of... Chili Cookoff. I only eight or nine. Okay. Only eight or nine. Okay, so where's the body? Where's her money? Where's our cash? Play the body. How much did you say? |
| 1:27.8 | Give the body, junior. |
| 1:29.2 | How much? |
| 1:30.4 | But you have the money. |
| 1:41.1 | I don't have shit. I've been paying bills like fucking crazy. Okay. It doesn't matter. We made it. You go in and you, like, fill the envelope with the vomit and stuff. |
| 1:47.6 | Oriel cookies and, like, death notices to Bert Con Convey and then you send them off like a crazy person? |
| 1:52.0 | Perry, you made an agreement with us. |
| 2:00.8 | And in that agreement, you said if we used the big three logo on any boards, we would split it 50-50. |
| 2:05.0 | You would get 50% and Moly and I would split 50%. That's what was said. |
| 2:06.3 | That's an agreement that you reached. |
| 2:08.2 | I saw skateboards being sold like pancakes at a pancake house. |
| 2:14.0 | I saw the greatest minds of my generation buying skateboards from you. Not that many. |
| 2:19.0 | Okay, but you sold some. All right, and we haven't seen a penny. We haven't seen some of that |
| 2:24.1 | sign. I haven't. Look, first off, Perry, you had cash. Don. Perry. I've been paying bills. I don't get, okay. |
| 2:32.1 | Oh, gross. Listen, whatever bills you have are doing stuff that you're doing. You made an agreement with us and you've gone against the agreement. Why will we break an agreement? You got the bulk of the money. Where's the body? Oh, God. So, Moll and I can sell things involving the three of us and we don't have to pay you. Is that what you're saying? Is that what you're saying? Oh, really? Oh, really? You fucking pile of dog shit? I don't pay for every fucking thing. Yeah, but isn't that part of what comes out of what's been going on? Wait a minute. What's going on with what? |
| 3:07.9 | With the big three, isn't that? |
| 3:10.1 | I mean... |
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