Perry Needs Work
The Big 3 Podcast
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4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2011
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Perry starts the show by admitting to “Believing in Don” … The podcast fans let it be known that they think Perry is being unfair for trying to get money from the others to help with his father. Cookie Caramello’s operation. Mole talks about his twin brother, Eddie and brings us up to date with what been happening with the brother we never knew he had. Perry shares tales about his war with T.V.’s, Whitney Cummings, he’s using a friend of the show so he can have sex with her aunt and touches base with the accusations of him being in love with Don. The guys listen to Rucka Rucka Ali’s, “Perry’s Gay” rap song and give their opinions of what the like and dislike about the song. Perry gives his rules when juggling four woman, but he than lies about ALWAYS wearing a condom. In a touching tale that could easily be retold during the holiday season, Perry talks about the night that his daughter was conceived through deception, the scene is later beautifully recreated during Mole Play.
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| 0:00.0 | Simply done, the podcast network. |
| 0:03.3 | Ready? |
| 0:05.2 | When this old world starts getting me down, |
| 0:09.1 | and people are just too much for me to... |
| 0:13.0 | Before we start the show, can I say something? |
| 0:15.4 | Up on the roof, when this old world starts getting me down, |
| 0:23.7 | and there's a naked dude up on the roof That your Perry's going up on the roof |
| 0:27.5 | Remember from last week up on the roof? |
| 0:33.5 | Coming to you pre-recorded from Simply Don the podcast network studios at a secret location in West Hollywood, California. |
| 0:45.5 | It's the Big Three podcast. |
| 0:47.7 | Hi, once again, I'm your pal Don Barras. |
| 0:51.2 | I'm all. |
| 0:52.9 | And I'm the king of frighten night comedy, Comedy Scary Perry You haven't used that name In quite a while Why are you the King of Friday Night Comedy Not Friday night comedy Because we're not to Well the show comes out on Friday Because I got to get back into doing stand-up And it's been a while What? I got to get back into doing standup. I've given you a chance and you still use the same jokes you had 19 years ago. Did you guys see that new Fright Night movie? No. No. I haven't watched it. Why? I don't know. Well, if this is the first time you've ever heard this show before, I should tell you a little bit about us. We are the stars of the cult classic film, Windy City Heat. The Perry Project. No, no, I don't call it that. Then we were on Ace Broadcasting for 42 shows. That's the Adam Crolla podcast now. We were, right? Absolutely. Until he was robbing us? What? Till he was robbing us. You know something we don't? What do you mean robbing us? Well, he was charging us up the ass. What? I call that robbery. Well, explain yourself. Well, you were telling me that he was charging up, charging us a fortune for the show maybe i was lying to you all right |
| 2:04.5 | who are you going to believe me or you then i'm going to believe you good call anyway here's a little |
| 2:14.0 | something you should watch out for during this show because we're unlike any other podcast show because what we do is what, Mole? |
| 2:21.4 | Why we differ. |
| 2:22.4 | Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. |
| 2:24.4 | We talk about our own personal lives, but we also mix in... |
| 2:30.0 | Hold on! |
| 2:30.9 | Perry, do you know what it is? |
| 2:32.7 | Pop culture. |
| 2:34.1 | That's right. |
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