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Perpetua 24: Aquatic Ambush! 02

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🗓️ 27 November 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

The Little Snail floats aboard Captain Hornbeam Hypostyle's Crystal Conch Express, strapped down to its large, open deck, cutting a boxy silhouette against the light of the horizon. Beautiful though it may be, it also sends a sharp signal to any ill-willed onlookers: There is cargo aboard! It is for this reason that Captain Hypostyle does not like to transport vehicles across the bay…

This week on Perpetua: Aquatic Ambush! 02

Perpetua Guide [In Progress v.05]

NPCs & Monsters [PNMS]

Kay - Clay Crewman [NMKAY]

Typical Traits: obedient, learning, gullible

Stats: DEX 10, INS 6, MIG 10, WLP 6

Attacks: Arm Club, Clay Toss

Special Abilities: Construct, Self-Repair

In-Game Description: A strange, humanoid figure seemingly made from red-brown clay. No facial features, fine details, or clothing. 

The Klaye Pirates are a group you'll get used to fighting if you end up doing a lot of sea travel in the game. They're like the main humanoid enemy group there. And the Kays are the lowest rank Klayes, so you'll fight them the most. The good news is they're really straight forward, especially since they're weak to fire. They're strong and fast physical damage dealers, and they can self-heal in a pinch, but that's about it. 

Starter Tip: Their "self-repair" heal is really annoying! If you have one in crisis, it's worth knocking it out! (That's a good tip in general too: You almost always want to tackle one enemy at a time, so that you can reduce the incoming damage you're taking quicker! Don't spread your damage around. Focus wins fights!)

Kel - Stony Sailor [NMKEL]

Typical Traits: bold, carefree, salty

Stats: DEX 8, INS 8, MIG 8, WLP 8

Attacks: Clay Cutlass, Flint Flintlock

Special Abilities: Counterslash, Self-Repair+

In-Game Description: A humanoid made from clay, with baked-in sailor's garb.

If the Kays are the Klaye Pirates low level grunts, I guess the Kels are sort of their average workhorse. Their Flintlock attack can target two of your party members each round, and their counterslash makes it a pain to do melee damage to them. The good news is that they're weak to bolt damage, so blast em from above and watch them break into little pieces!

Starter Tip: As constructs, they're immune to poison damage (and the poisoned status) and resistant to earth damage! Don't waste your time, just smash 'em!

Klaw - Muddy Mate [NMKLW]

Typical Traits: ???

Stats: ???

Attacks: ???

Special Abilities: ???

In-Game Description: ???

I haven't actually fought one of these yet (so I haven't had the chance to do a study action on them), but one got added to the fight just before I escaped to Spillaway Peaks, so I saw the name. Anyone know what the deal is?

Starter Tip: Kay, Kel, Klaw. What is up with these names?

Hosted by Austin Walker (austinwalker.bsky.social)

Featuring Ali Acampora (ali-online.bsky.social), Art Martinez-Tebbel (amtebbel.bsky.social), Jack de Quidt (notquitereal.bsky.social), and Andrew Lee Swan (swandre3000.bsky.social)

Produced by Ali Acampora

Music by Jack de Quidt (available on bandcamp)

Cover Art by Ben McEntee (https://linktr.ee/benmce.art)

With thanks to Amelia Renee, Arthur B., Aster Maragos, Bill Kaszubski, Cassie Jones, Clark, DB, Daniel Laloggia, Diana Crowley, Edwin Adelsberger, Emrys, Greg Cobb, Ian O'Dea, Ian Urbina, Irina A., Jack Shirai, Jake Strang, Katie Diekhaus, Ken George, Konisforce, Kristina Harris Esq, L Tantivy, Lawson Coleman, Mark Conner, Mike & Ruby, Muna A, Nat Knight, Olive Perry, Quinn Pollock, Robert Lasica, Shawn Drape, Shawn Hall, Summer Rose, TeganEden, Thomas Whitney, Voi, chocoube, deepFlaw, fen, & weakmint

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Do we have an ice cream machine?

0:01.4

How do you make that in this world?

0:03.6

Elena!

0:03.9

Well, Ice cream exists.

0:05.4

Elena!

0:06.2

Oh, right, Elena!

0:08.7

That's true.

0:10.3

Yeah, wait, what's that move say again?

0:11.8

Can you make ice cream with it?

0:13.3

Yeah, it says, um, one delicious gelato created by your skillful spellcraft.

0:21.0

Square things.

0:22.4

I steal square things.

0:24.8

What?

0:25.3

What?

0:26.2

Squares.

0:27.5

All square things.

0:30.0

No.

0:32.2

No.

0:33.3

Paper. Paper, paper.

0:35.1

Okay, you're getting better.

0:43.3

But you got to be careful because if you steal the wax paper, paper. Okay, you're getting better. Um, but you got, you gotta be careful because if you steal, you steal the wax paper out of the Constitution. Okay, well now you're getting somewhere.

0:45.3

Okay, okay, you're learning.

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