Hey, hey, hey, hey, short rounds of Benson Burners. My name is Doug and I love minis.

This is Doug loves minis.

The show that thinks Provincetown, Massachusetts is adorable.

Coming to you from a hotel room in Provincetown, Massachusetts on Saturday, June 17th, 2017.

That's right, I'm in Provincetown. I'm about to leave to take the ferry over to Boston for my sold-out Douglas movies today at Laugh Boston.

There's tickets available for tomorrow still.

But there's a dude on Twitter if you, you know, search my name and recent tweets. There's a dude on Twitter

says he has four tickets for today. He's trying to unload. I don't know if he's unloaded them yet or not.

But it's worth a shot or buy a ticket for tomorrow. But Provincetown, like I said, is adorable.

It's super gay.

I guess it's the gayest city in North America per capita.

Maybe the world.

Like last night at the film festival, I got to see Sophia Coppola's The Beguiled at the Providence

International Film Festival, aka PIF.

I watched that movie in the high school auditorium.

Why can we watch movies at the high school auditorium?

Because the high school is not being used.

There aren't enough high school-age kids in this gay town for them to even bother to have a high school.

All the high-school-age kids have to be bussed to other cities nearby.

But stayed at the lovely Crown Point, historic inn.

Um, like I said, I saw the beguiled. I got to introduce Mr. Roosevelt with, uh, Noel Wells.

Uh, but, uh, bottom line is that, um, I find this place completely charming, but don't get to stay for very long.

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