Perfect Timing
The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
SiriusXM
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. |
| 0:05.5 | Oh, I love this video. |
| 0:07.0 | It's like a weird future post-apocalyptic and then just in it just super hot. |
| 0:11.7 | Fat-ass black chicks dancing. |
| 0:13.3 | It's so great. |
| 0:14.5 | I do like those tube socks that go all the way up to the thigh. |
| 0:19.4 | That's hot. |
| 0:20.4 | I'm going to tell you something. A sexy pair of not thong underwear, I prefer over thong underwear 100% of the time. You don't like thongs? No. I'm what, Jay. Why is that? I'm not talking about granny. What girls will call granny pennies now is bat shit. |
| 0:54.5 | It's like, no, those are actually, I think, far sexier. But what's the reason for it, though? I like the cut of the other ones. I don't even know how to describe them. I don't know what the name is. You like the cut of her jib. Yeah. Bikini. If you show it, I'll know it. Or even boy shorts like type is fun. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah. I know you like the boy shorts. Yeah. I like boys in them. Yeah. I like boys in shorts. Because you like when they come on your face. Yeah. Yeah. Every pair of underwear here from the front at least is way more attractive to me than even the biggest pair. Well, what is it that makes you grossed out is it |
| 1:11.7 | because it's up the asshole it's not grossed out it's just yeah if it makes sense it's almost that |
| 1:16.0 | it's not that it looks like uncomfortable one up the bum two it's what it's doing in there like |
| 1:22.1 | it's an impossibility to be like if there's any kind of that material it's like it's just really getting like twisted and crunched around your ass crack all day it's strange it's a strange thing and you wash them too there's probably a little mustard smell on that little rope absolutely dude like the inside of a fucking maryland crab that mustard yeah wash your pus in the sink by the way these are girls in like thong ass models. So it's like, of course, that looks good. But I'm saying on the most basic level. See, I think that looks bad. Yeah. But this girl's ass probably looks fine and attractive even in like regular underwear. Right. Just some haines her ways. What is the, where did the, the, the, the, the, the string, where is it, what, when did that, when did that become a thing? Fucking whoreback sluts and we started letting these bitches vote. It's not a good look. People aren't really wearing them in like late 90s. As soon as it became illegal to rape your wife, I guess. I don't know. When the shit changed? Because do you remember in the early 2000s Like whale tail was a thing So you'd wear a thong And then your low riders |
| 2:21.4 | And then I guess. I don't know. When the shit changed? Do you remember in the early 2000s, like whale tail was a thing? So you'd wear a thong and then you're lowriders and then you'd hang out. I mean, I wouldn't because I was fat. We didn't grow up in the barrio with Christine. What's a whale tail? Come on. The whale tail from the thong. When the thong comes out of the top of the thing. Oh, yeah. But, uh... Yeah, I do like a nice boy. |
| 2:35.5 | Boy shorts. Boy shorts have got to be worked with something, though, but just regular underwear. But that chick had thigh-high tube socks. Yeah. Which I was at a thing. I can't tell you where. I don't want to date it. Well, it's an enamel meeting? No, but she had them on backstage. And she came over and just pulled down her shorties with those on. Oof. Was it Earth went and fire in 77? Yeah, it was 70. It was actually 76. You want to tell us? 76. This journey to the Acropolis, 72. I like that. Yeah. Yeah, that, that's fucking smoking to me. There's another one. This girl, the thong on this girl, points out that she doesn't have a fantastic ass. Where it's making it not look fantastic, where this girl on regular underwear would look better. Am I right, Jacob? Thank you. I believe you too. Thank you. I like a nice diaper on a chick. |
| 3:24.5 | What? All right, I will say I like thong, but go back one. I will say I like thong better than I like whatever when it's just, it's super high-wasted. That's no good. I don't like that look. No, that looks stupid. That's stupid. Yeah. Just right going to wear. Low cut, but covering a little cheek. The underwear that you could probably buy at a fucking, uh, at a CVS in a three pack of Haynes her ways. |
| 3:44.7 | Yeah. Just regular underwear. Low cut, but covering a little cheek. The underwear that you could probably buy at a f*** at a CVS in a three pack of Haynes Herways. One of those five and under. Sure. Yes. Five and other. Hey. Maybe little characters on them. Nobody likes the sock thing, huh? I mean, I smashed it twice, but nobody was really on board with the sock thing. She just brought it up. We're looking at it. |
| 3:58.1 | But you're into it? |
| 3:59.1 | Do you like it? |
| 4:00.6 | Yeah, why do you feel shame? |
| 4:01.7 | I did say it. I said I liked that. Why do you feel shame about what's happened here? I don't know. I just, you know. What happened? I thought everybody. Was it a guy wearing them when you get into it? No, that's not what I'm saying. |
| 4:10.9 | I just thought... |
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