Don't be ridiculous.

Welcome friends to perfect Stranger Things, a dance of joy for your eardrums.

Today, Steve and I cover the third and fourth episodes of season five of

Stranger Things, The Turnbow Trap and Sorcerer. As always, you can catch up with Steve and I

over at our other podcast, Properly Howard, where we'll be covering the Night of the Seven Kingdoms

when that comes out in mid-January.

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Okay, take it away, Wilford.

You've got a story in here.

It's a damn story you ever read.

Tell you what we're going to do.

We're going to sit right here and talk about it.

Now, we'll talk all day if you want it.

It's the right thing to do.

Steve, I've identified six storylines, which means that we're using a regular six-sided eye.

No goochers, so we don't have to worry about that.

So we have to do this podcast.

Unfortunately, there's not going to be an out.

You know, I keep waiting the goacher to come right out the gate

because I am committed to this bit.

So did you rewatch for this?

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