Thanks for tuning the Road Stories podcast, everybody.

This is what, what would we call this?

The Road Story, the Perfect Ten of Road Stories.

How come your title goes first?

Oh, I don't know.

It just sounded like the, okay, because the Road Stories of Perfect Ten doesn't sound as good.

Hey, guys, Murray Valeriano here.

Do it a special crossover version of the Road Stories podcast with the very hilarious Lana Turner, who's back. I'm back. Again? And you're back on Perfect 10 Podcasts. I am back on Perfect 10 Podcasts. Isn't this weird? It's kind of dementing. I kind of feel like, I don't know what I'd be like, as I always start out, like, hey, guys, welcome to Perfect Time podcast. Do you want to do that then? I just did.

And then I'd be like, you're listening to Murray, Belgrade. And like, the whole thing. And then I just, but you just introduced yourself. So it's like, you know, doesn't make sense. I know. I just killed your. What? I'm trying to adjust the audio. We're not in the All Things Comedy Studio.

We're in the Valeriano podcast studios.

So. We're killing two birds with one stone. Yeah, absolutely. Which is easier for us. But also it's a great way to introduce each other's podcast. Because like guys, if you go and listen to Murray's Road Stories, any other week but this one, you're going to hear content that's like this week.

If you went this week, then you just hear this one that you're hearing here on my podcast. Right. But and vice versa. Sure. If you got Road Stories listeners, if you go to the perfect term podcast, you'll just be hearing this one. Right. Exactly. But I've got hundreds of old episodes as to you. And they're hilarious future episodes. So now we can create like

fans by cross-pollinating and forcing them to listen to each other. This is a cross-pollination

podcast is what we're doing. So that's a little bit of alliteration. I think we all get it now.

I don't think we drove it home enough. Okay. I don't know. Bear with, whoa. Are we going to lose power? I don't know. We're having this crazy-ass storm in Los Angeles right now. I don't know. Which is really a storm anywhere else. Just a normal storm. It's also called weather. Yeah. That's like anywhere else where in the country, this is just a little rain. little drizzle. Look at that. The winds are bending the trees. It's rain and sideways, practically, it's cold. And keep in mind, Los Angeles hasn't had rain in five years. Right. It's just been raining a ton lately, which is great. The beginning of December, I think I've complained about it every week on my podcast. So, because I haven't been

able to surf. It's been, like, I've been stuck in my house. My kids been sick and then I've been

sick. And so, man. And like I said, anywhere, but like on the East Coast right now, they can't even

like, their cross country skiing. Their fingers will freeze. And we're all, it's raining in Italy. We can't go anywhere. I am the biggest weather pussy. I will admit it. Oh, me too. I grew up in New Jersey, shoveling snow. If I never see, I always say I tell stories of snow the way my uncle tells stories of Vietnam. Right. I have had enough of it, man. I don't want to ever see snow again. I'm the same way. I grew up in Canada and I would never go back to that cold. I love that part of the country. I love New York. You were paying attention. I had a business text. You're like, I don't need to listen. I'm very, uh. We're only on, we're only talking to a lot of people right now, Maria. Listen, I'm a very, people want. No, you've got some business you're handling. I'm very, uh, we're only on, we're only talking to a lot of people right now, Mary.

Listen, I'm a very, people want, no, you've got some business you're handling. I've got business I'm dealing with right now. I'm very popular. Wait, what do you say about Canada? Do you're from Canada? Yeah. Did I know that? I don't know. Where in Canada? I probably told you, but you weren't paying attention. Go home. Where in Canada are you from?

I was born in a small town called you weren't paying attention. Go home.

Where in Canada are you from?

I was born in a small town called Sarnia and raised in Toronto.

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