Welcome to the whatever dating talk podcast where we try to make sense of the modern dating hellscape.

I'm your host, Brian Atlas. We're coming to you live from Santa Barbara, California. A few quick

announcements. This podcast is viewers supported heavy YouTube demonetization, so please consider donating

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this is something new that I've learned after over 200 plus episodes. If you're using the

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whatever, to super chat, Apple takes 30%. So Apple takes 30%, and then the remaining YouTube takes

30% that. So the math is, say if you like super chat 100, 100 multiplied by 0.7, multiplied

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I was about to say seconds.

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