Percy Jackson & the Olympians

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Look, they didn’t want to dive into Percy Jackson & the Olympians. If you’re reading this because you think you might want to listen, my advice is: close this app right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about Wizard and the Bruiser, and try to lead a normal life. Being a Wizard and a Bruiser is dangerous. It’s scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways. If you’re a normal kid, reading this because you think it’s fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened. But if you recognize yourself in these wave forms– if you feel something stirring inside – stop listening immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it’s only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they’ll come for you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. This is Wizard and the Bruiser cover Percy Jackson & the Olympians. Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

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0:00.0	I'm a crazy.
0:16.0	Head's me, Medissa.
0:18.0	I'm crazy, man.
0:21.2	I'm a wizard, hold of eight, Billy.
0:24.3	And it is I, Chiron, Percy, we have to tell you the truth about your upbringing. This information
0:30.4	will change everything you know about the world. Oh, but wait, it's, uh, it's time for silly
0:35.0	snack time, the time in camp where we all tell our favorite stories while eating silly snacks. It can wait for later. Don't worry. Oh, but it will rock your world. Not going to tell you, though. I'm good. Wait two chapters. I'll be right back. Bye-bye. Kairon away! I kind of want to try vaping, but I'm so distracted by all these Greek mythology gods I have to defeat. It's me, Percy Jackson.
0:56.2	Hey, it's me, Percy Jackson.
0:58.7	It's really tough having attention deficit hyperactivity disorder as well as dyslexia,
1:04.9	when all I want to do is play whatever the equivalent of Fortnite was in 2003.
1:09.8	But golly gosh, gee, that's all going to change when I find out my deadbeat dad can control fish or something.
1:17.2	It's the Percy Jackson episode.
1:19.3	Hi, I'm the Bruiser Jake.
1:20.6	That's right.
1:21.2	Percy Jackson and the Olympians is a fantasy novel series consisting of six books authored by Rick Reardon.
1:27.4	Is it Reardon? Yes, it is. Reardon? Reardon authored by Rick Reardon. Is it Reardon?
1:29.0	Yes, it is. Reardon? I've heard Reardon. Reardon. That makes more sense. These books bring Greek
1:34.0	gods into the 21st century with Percy Jackson being a demigod. Poseidon's son, to be more
1:39.4	specific, that is tasked with preventing the Titans from destroying the world. Jake, obviously, this was after our time.
1:47.2	But I love doing episodes like these because I can smell the scholastic book fair.
1:51.5	Oh, yeah.
1:52.0	I wonder, because I didn't get into fantasy until the Lord of the Rings movies started coming out, and I was in college.
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