Welcome back everybody to another episode of Caravana Garbage where we're taking a look at a franchise that didn't take off. But they're trying again? They're trying again and that seems to be working, but it's TV, so it doesn't count because TV's not real and Disney Plus is ruining everything for everybody and Marvel is dead. And we're dead inside and outside. That's right. Congratulations, Mason. You're a ghost. That's cool, I think. I think so. I can do ghost stuff.

Yep.

Like make videos on YouTube. Absolutely. Are you saying that most of the famous creators on YouTube are dead and ghosts? Wow. Okay. We can finally enter that upper echelon. Uh-huh. Mr. Beast, more like, um, Mr.

Deceased?

Nice, good.

That's teamwork.

That's teamwork from two dead guys.

And good, finally.

We've finally got the back and forth of two dead guys.

Oh, Mason.

Please leave a like because we're talking about Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief and the Philosopher's Stoke. What is it again? Sometimes it's Percy Jackson and Lightning Thief. Sometimes they call it Percy Jackson and the Olympians colon, the Lightning Thief. I don't know which it is. It's that one. Is it? Yes. Huh. The book is only called The Lightning Thief. Is this based on a book I never would have known? It's based on a book? It's based on a book. Mason, it's based on a series of books. There's five books that started in 2005. Sorry, there were five before this movie came out. Okay. And as you probably realize, this is just Harry Potter. It's Harry Potter. It's Twilight. They're trying to find a new thing. Like, kid wizards, what else could work? Yeah. What's kids? Greek kids. Oh my God. And first they were like, what about just kids on Obita? Just going to raves and so on and so forth.

But not all that's PG, you know what I mean?

No, it's not.

But you can tell this is based on a book because stuff just happens and then people just roll with it. Yeah, you just accept it. We'll get into it in a minute. But yeah, this is just, they're just looking for the new thing and they were like, all right, demi-gods. People just frantically going through old books of just myth and folklore and whatever

and being like kid hobgoblins.

What about that?

Maybe.

Yeah?

Kid Baba Yaga's.

Well, we're going to do old barba yagas later.

Oh, absolutely.

That's John Wick.

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