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Madness at the cottage and Spurs snatched a point.

It's Wednesday 3rd of December.

I'm Marcus Speller.

I'm Jim Campbell.

And I'm Pete Donaldson.

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On last week's Ramble Uncutt, we were inspired by the Addrissa Gay and Michael Kean moment,

and so discussed which Premier League teammates we'd like to see Scrap.

It was a debate to end all debates. My goodness, the findings were unbelievable. Head to patron.com forward slash football ramble to get involved now. Peter, hello. Can we have a little teaser as to what you might pull out for Rambble Uncutt today, or should we keep that under wraps? We'll probably just do more Blondie lyrics for an entire 20 minutes.

That'll be a bit of fun, won't it?

Really sell it to them. Well, very much like the rapture obviously has... Is it the rapture in... That's kind of like a rap in the middle of the song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you meant the band. No, you've got a song called Raptor, don't they? Which has a wrap in it.

And it's got a rap in it.

And is it by the band The Rapture?

What are you say?

The Rapture are not involved.

New York's fine. I'm bloody have a song called Raptor, don't they? Which has a rap in it. And it's got a rap in it, and that's what... And is it by the band The Rapture? What are you say?

No, if the Rapture are not involved, New York's finest electro-clash band, are not involved at this point. But they, uh, but I just think everything should have a rap. So this sure should have a rap. Do you know what you sound like... I do a rap.

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