People who WON a LIFETIME SUPPLY CONTEST... How did you Win and What Happened?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 18 May 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Reditors who have won a lifetime supply contest. How did you win? And how's it going? |
| 0:06.4 | In college, I frequented a specific jack in the box that was walking distance from campus. |
| 0:11.7 | I'd occasionally talk with the manager, who was a pretty cool guy and one of only a few people I knew |
| 0:16.5 | who were into the World Cup. One day, he says, you want a lifetime supply of milkshakes? I thought he was |
| 0:21.9 | joking, so I was like, sure. And he handed me a huge stack of free milkshake coupons. Not so much |
| 0:28.4 | a contest, but I guess I won the prize for friendliness. Once won a year supply of the Tropicana |
| 0:34.7 | juice drink was awesome, but you could only buy four cartons a month with dated vouchers, so it never |
| 0:40.4 | really felt as magical as I was hoping. |
| 0:42.8 | Nine-year-old me wanted like a dedicated Tropicana Fossa in the kitchen. |
| 0:47.5 | When I was a kid, there was a phone-in competition to rename a popular children's cereal. |
| 0:52.6 | It cost money to vote as it was a premium number, |
| 0:55.4 | but my mother let my younger brother vote for fun. What we didn't know at the time was by voting |
| 0:59.9 | you'd be entered to win a lifetime supply of this cereal and my brother won. So they called up |
| 1:04.8 | and our mother told them we didn't want it. My mother ruined our childhood by telling Kellogg's we |
| 1:10.1 | didn't want their lifetime supply of |
| 1:11.9 | cereal. I could be eating that right now. Sixteen years later, I could still be enjoying that cereal. |
| 1:18.9 | This was in the 90s. My granddad won a lifetime supply of Reader's Digest. He was the only |
| 1:24.7 | doctor in a small village in India, population under 1,000. |
| 1:29.1 | He started stacking them up in his clinic, and the village kids would randomly browse to them. |
| 1:33.9 | As long as there wasn't a rush or they weren't being loud, my granddad would let them sit there |
| 1:38.0 | for as long as they wanted. |
| 1:39.4 | I spent my summer vacations in the village with my grandparents. |
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