Those who have walked out on first dates, what was your I'm out of here moment?

Legitimately when she said she needed to take a wee as we walked down a back alley next to the bar.

She pulled her jeans down, took a poop behind a bin, then searched in the bin and wiped with a sheet of newspaper.

I was totally infatuated with her after working with her for a few months,

and in 30 seconds, it completely disappeared, fast. Went to meet a guy for the first time at

his house. There was a pile of toenail clippings on his coffee table, and it wasn't one

recent clipping. It was like many clippings. I quickly left. She had 22 cats and would

just randomly take in strays, not give them any vet care, and was planning on keeping a recent

litter. I love cats. I paid the bartender when she went to the bathroom and hyper walked to

the door. I forwarded her contact info and a summary

of what she told me to the Humane Society. This guy and I were eating dinner after chatting for a

couple of weeks, and unprompted, in the middle of something I was saying, and completely unrelated to

what was being discussed, he said something along the lines of, so you know in order for this to work, you're going to have to share yourself, right?

My friends and I like to pass girls around.

I was pretty dumbfounded, and after a bit of stuttering, I told him I didn't think it was going to work.

I asked for a to-go box in my portion of the check and noped out of there.

I had a first date with a girl who insisted we go to a really expensive place, where she ordered

a $25 appetizer, $45 steak, and a $15 drink.

She also wouldn't put her phone down, kept taking calls and answering texts.

The waitress noticed and motioned for me from behind her. I excused myself

and the waitress had made separate bills and asked if I wanted to pay my share and leave hers at

the table. I said, that would be wonderful. So I did. He invited me and a friend to play dodgeball

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