People Who Have Witnessed a "WEDDING OBJECTION" What Happened?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 9 July 2023
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | For those who have witnessed a wedding objection during the, |
| 0:03.1 | Speak now or forever hold your peace, portion, what happened? |
| 0:08.4 | My mom got married to my stepdad. |
| 0:10.3 | My uncle objected. |
| 0:11.5 | After the attention was focused on him, he asked if they were still going fishing afterwards. |
| 0:15.9 | To which, my stepdad reached into his suit and pulled out his fishing hat. |
| 0:19.4 | Very sweet and romantic. |
| 0:22.0 | They loved to fish together. |
| 0:27.9 | I was working at a wedding when I was younger. I was running the bar at the reception, which was very close to the hall the weddings were at. We were told that the reception would begin around 4 p.m. |
| 0:32.8 | It was already about 3-ish and I was packing the fridges, the usual barman things. |
| 0:38.5 | While one of the male guests was sitting there drinking. I asked if he was not joining the reception, to which he replied |
| 0:43.1 | something along the lines of, when I have the courage, he downs his drink and leaves. Ten minutes |
| 0:48.7 | later, he's back, looking extremely disappointed. The guy orders a drink and less than 30 seconds later, another guy |
| 0:56.2 | who's dressed extremely well, turns out to be the groom, walks in, punches him in the back of the |
| 1:01.7 | head and leaves. This dude just picked up his drink and continued sipping. I eventually found out that |
| 1:07.7 | this dude had downed his drink, walked into the ceremony, and admitted |
| 1:11.7 | to sleeping with the wife on her head night. |
| 1:13.9 | And again, the night before the wedding, he was never invited to the wedding. |
| 1:18.0 | He just felt the groom needed to know. |
| 1:20.1 | So he found out where the wedding was, suited up, and dropped the info mid-seremony. |
| 1:25.8 | This was in the early 70s in semi-rural Washington State. My cousin |
| 1:29.9 | was getting married, and my aunt and the mother of the groom did not get along well. During the |
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