I'm Miranda Sawyer and I'm hosting the brand new podcast, Papercuts.

From the mail's obsession with Woke, to the daily stars' war on pigeons,

to all the things the Guardian is telling you not to enjoy,

Papercuts digs into the private mania of the UK press.

And what that tells us about Britain today.

I'm joined by some of the UK's sharpest commentators and funniest comedians

to pick out the most eye-popping stories the morning press has to offer

and serve them up for your incredulity and entertainment.

Papercuts, we read the papers so you don't have to.

Out now, wherever you get your podcasts or visit papercutsshow.com.

One of the people arrested yesterday was the coach of Stanford's sailing team.

Yeah, he was charged with bribery and pretending that sailing is a sport.

That was one of my favorite things that came out yesterday in the transcripts,

which are just hilarious.

Read them if you'd like about the college admissions thing.

Whichever sailing team, look, we got to get some people that have sailed before we'll sink.

Right, the Crooks is going to get a second slot.

And he said, I got to have some sailors on the team.

Funny.

So one of the news stories of the day is Robert Francis O'Rourke from Texas has decided

to run for president.

He's known as a Beto, which is short for Roberto in Spanish.

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