People that quit their job in a hilarious fashion. How did you do it? My wife worked for a certain

chain coffee shop a few years ago. She got another job, so requested reduced hours. This didn't

happen for three straight weeks. During that third week, she had a soccer mum from hell trying to get

her attention by throwing fricking snowballs at her through the drive-thru window. My wife then

stopped what she was doing and tossed the soccer mum's iced tea at her, which exploded everywhere

and slammed the window. Five minutes later, she had written her letter of resignation with the only

things she could find, a purple crayon and a sticky note. I used to work at a place that rhymes with

Pizza Hut, and the managers

there were real cheap skates. There was this nice old man that would come in every Sunday

and order a triple extra cheese pizza, and while they charged him for three times the cheese,

they would forbid us from ever actually putting that much cheese on a pizza, because apparently

cheese in the pizza selling world is akin to gold.

So instead of three times extra cheese, he would really be getting what the instructions would

qualify as barely enough for a regular cheese pizza. On the day my two weeks notice ended,

the old guy just happened to be my last order, so I went into the walk-in and grabbed an entire

box of cheese and proceeded to dump the entire thing onto his pizza, and tossed it into

the oven. It was stacked so high that it couldn't even fit into it, and half of it was scraped off.

Anyway, the look on the old guy's face when he saw me do this made it all worth it. Imagine pure

excitement. Needless to say, I didn't put the correct phone number down for future job references.

That poor guy probably ordered double

cheese and then thought, well crap, this isn't enough either, and went with triple, only to be

given the same amount anyway. Hmm. Worked in pizza place for five years, cheese is definitely

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