PEOPLE's Ugliest Woman: Wednesday, May 1st, 2024

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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PEOPLE's Most Beautiful Issue (24:11) Jessica Simpson says it's easy to 'blow money' on vacation as Britney Spears drains $60M estate on getaways (Page Six) (34:58) Odell Beckham Jr. and Kim Kardashian's fling 'fizzled out' (Page Six) (42:32) Kyle Richards' daughter Farrah had $1M in goods, stepdad Mauricio Umansky's heirlooms stolen from Hollywood home (Page Six) (48:11) 'Vanderpump Rules' pausing production, won't film this summer to give cast members a 'break' (Page Six) (54:11) Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:05:07) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean In The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:03.0	millennials.
0:04.0	Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday feeling very humpy today.
0:08.0	That's right, it is Humpty, an amazing,
0:11.0	sort of like groundbreaking day here at the toast at weeks all around the country.
0:16.0	It doesn't feel like a hump day.
0:18.0	I know the facts and my feelings not aligning, but until you said that I hadn't really realized that it was the day of the hump I guess because
0:27.6	This week is just it scattered for me and tomorrow's my husband's birthday so I guess like that's Humday.
0:34.4	So it's just like kind of ruining your week?
0:36.8	No because like that's the hump day of Humping.
0:40.0	Oh!
0:41.0	Oh! Jacqueline Foulay!
0:45.0	Okay, Foulay!
0:47.0	Just when you think you have me figured out.
0:50.0	It's so true, she doesn't stop evolving.
0:52.0	The evolution of Jacqueline Foli knows no bounds.
0:54.4	Yeah, so the latter half of my week is busy. I got to do a spray tan sweet.
0:59.2	We're in my swirly this weekend. We're doing a meet and greet in Austin,
1:02.2	the media IRL. We're just kind of like booked and busy swirlies.
1:05.0	So for the Austin Girlies, Jackie and I are doing a Spritz meet and greet because
1:08.6	Spritz just launched in Target, which is like so major for us.
1:11.2	And we do meet in Greats all all the time but we've never done
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