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Listen, donkey today for Friday, February 13th is the people's donkey. This is what we allow people to call in and give folks the credit they deserve for being stupid. And I'm letting you know right now, tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Now, historically, I've given people who don't got nobody donkey today, and that's not right, because there's various reasons that folks don't have anybody. Okay, honestly, some of y'all don't got nobody because some people ain't hitting on nothing.

Okay, there's just some terrible humans on this planet. All right, for example, there's a young man walking around this office right now. Okay, he's from Ghana. He works here on the breakfast club, and he is dressed like he's going to cheat after work because he knows tomorrow he got to be with his main sugar stain, so he probably told his main he got to work late today.

And I just want her to know that's alive.

It's Friday.

None of us are working late. Okay. There are people out here who just don't love themselves also, okay? And I just want you to know they could never truly love you. And today is your opportunity to give them the biggest he-haw. So good morning. Good morning.

Who's this?

The star. Hey, Star. Who you want to get the biggest he-ha-to-star? I want to give us the biggest he-ha-to-thusar to this guy who was leading me off for six months just to find out that he was living with his girlfriend. The whole time he had a whole girlfriend. He had me falling for him. so I think he deserved the biggest he had today.

And do.

When did you find out this week?

Because Valentine's Day is tomorrow, so he had whole girlfriend. He had me falling for him. So I think he deserved the biggest he ha ha today.

And do.

When did you find out this week because Valentine's Day is tomorrow so he had to cut you off? No, I didn't find out this week. I found out like a couple months ago. Wow. But I just never said nothing. I just kind of kept to myself and cut him off. But I was like, you know what? Today he deserves it because he has been sending me flowers

and just kind of leading up to Valentine's Day,

and I've just been throwing everything in the trash. Well, what's his name? Yeah. AJ. AJ. Where are you calling from? I'm calling from Florida. Oh, man. And it's true what you say. It's true what you say, Shaldemand.

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