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The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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The Ross Bolen Podcast returns for its 164th episode. Hosted by Ross Bolen and produced by Mike Moody, featuring Intern AJ. (0:00) Intro (11:34) The Legacy Of Nipsey Hussle (33:27) Jim Carrey's Beef With Mussolini's Granddaughter (41:14) McDonald's April Fools' Joke Angers Customers (48:33) First Day Of Ultra Music Festival Dubbed Fyre Fest 2.0 (55:46) Animal Of The Week: Thorny Devil (1:05:00) Announcements www.rossbolenpodcast.com 888-WRBOLEN Twitter: @WRBolen, @RossBolenPod Instagram: @WRBolen, @TheRossBolenPodcast Snapchat: @WRBolen

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0:00.0	Ross Bolin-Pi-K
0:02.0	You better go in!
0:30.0	BBRP Ross Bolin-Pi-K
0:54.4	Cut the f***ing check
0:56.4	Welcome back for episode 164 of the Ross Bolin podcast otherwise known as RBP 164
1:02.8	I am your host Ross Bolin here in Austin, Texas on an inexplicably cold April Fool's Day
1:10.1	Within turn AJ
1:11.9	AJ how you doing brother?
1:13.1	A little rough man. I found out that we're both dealing with stomach issues right now.
1:16.8	We are. We both uh we both ate pizza last night
1:20.8	You would you would you say you had chicken and what?
1:22.6	I had chicken and pineapple kind of like a Hawaiian style.
1:25.4	Okay, yeah that'll f*** your stomach right up
1:27.4	Then I had a very painful bowel movement this morning. Oh, oh no. I thought maybe I had eaten a bowl of razor blades last night
1:33.9	I like when we uh because that's what felt like came out of my mouth. Oh no I follow I follow
1:38.2	I like when we open the show talking about bowel movements and stomach issues. That's what everybody wants to hear
1:43.2	I mean it's a big part of my morning routine. We are a uh digested regular a digestive tracked podcast now
1:50.1	Get your fiber. Oh yeah fiber is very important. Definitely make sure you have uh as much fiber in your diet
1:55.2	As you need which can be achieved by going to your doctor once a year and getting a f***ing
2:01.4	Uh, what's it got checkup? Oh, yeah
2:03.4	I don't I'm not sure by the say how you can get your fiber. I was gonna say I eat oatmeal. So oh you do that
2:08.6	No, I don't have any advice on how to get fiber uh
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