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May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Today JB Smoove and Miles elaborate on listener-submitted quotes, and explain why you need to start floating with the tide. Today’s Quote: “You cannot step into the same river twice, for other waters are continually flowing on.” - Heraclitus (a listener quote from Accomplicated). Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	New day, new, you wake your ass, only straws, glasses,
0:04.4	but they do fuckin' gratitude to you by my side.
0:07.3	Be mine, listen to me, I elaborate,
0:11.2	daily wisdom from me, J.B. Smooth.
0:14.8	Let's have time again where we go deep
0:20.1	on some of the inspirational ass quotes
0:22.5	that you posted for us.
0:24.0	And Miles, what we got today?
0:26.0	Well, J.B. as always, there are a lot of great ones,
0:29.6	but here are just a few to wet your whistle.
0:32.9	This one comes from one of our listeners,
0:34.6	Adner the Pig.
0:36.4	It's a big universe to be angry at,
0:38.8	but a long life to have company in.
0:41.2	It's credited to Frederick Backman.
0:45.5	Miles, here we go into a Walmart super store.
0:49.4	Not a regular ass Walmart, a fuckin' Walmart super store
0:53.4	around the holidays, probably with the groceries,
0:55.6	the big ones, yeah, yeah.
0:56.8	And then around the holidays, or worse yet,
0:59.4	a fuckin' black Friday, and a big ass store,
1:02.8	and then there are a lot of frustrated people in there
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