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Welcome to Hillbilly News Network.

We're live, and we have a reporter on the scene of the week-long feud between Tommy McCoy and his neighbors across the street, the blower Hatfields.

Yes, we have. What's the latest news there from Mountby there, Tommy?

Well, and for those of you who follow the saga closely, and I know many of you do, last week's show was rudely interrupted by darn near two hours of leafblower activity.

But I want to thank you all.

I've never seen an audience reaction like this.

I don't know if it was the telegrams. It might have been the social media post. Yeah. Maybe even the letters to the editor. I know. But he sold it.

He's selling his house. Honestly. No, he's not sell. I thought the people might think he's selling his

leafblower. No, he's selling the house. He's selling the house. They had a mover show up yesterday with a big truck. I mean, you guys put so much... Wait. I'm feeling kind of guilty. It's already gone? Really? I don't know. I haven't seen him. I've seen in the neighborhood recently as a bear. So I don't know, but they had a seriously in all seriousness. No, no, no, wait, wait. You think I was kidding about him being a hillbilly?

He's got a real bar.

They got a bar there, too.

And since I got home at the shockingly late hour of like 10-15 for me last night,

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