Pennsylvania Cryptids

Believing the Bizarre: Paranormal Conspiracies & Myths

Tyler and Charlie

Society & Culture, Science, Comedy, Natural Sciences

4.7 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

This episode is all about Pennsylvania cryptids - that includes the noble squonk, a hideous and tragically ugly creature, the Giwoogle, a specific witch's familiar, and the Waterford Sheepman, a tall and terrifying creature with the face of a sheep. Listen now.
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0:00.0	Have you ever looked into a mirror and cried?
0:03.4	Would you summon a demon to do your bidding?
0:07.5	Do monsters still live under bridges?
0:12.2	Today we test the believability of the sheep man, gilly-woggle, and the Squawk. Welcome to Believing the Bizarre.
0:42.2	We dive into the unknown and the unusual.
0:44.5	And tell you whether or not we find it believable.
0:47.9	I think it's gul, gulgooggle, I'm not sure.
0:52.4	You look it up?
0:53.4	I don't think it exists. It's not a real word.
0:55.5	So we're already going unbelievable 30 seconds in.
0:58.1	Well, I mean, the word is unbelievable for sure.
1:01.0	Listen, I know that we're living in a difficult economy right now.
1:04.2	I like how you led with like, do trolls still live under bridges or do their asses get evicted?
1:09.5	Are trolls making rent these days? And if they're not under bridges, do their asses get evicted? Our trolls make it rent these days. And if they're not
1:12.3	under bridges, where are they? Maybe that's why they went under beds. They're squatting under beds.
1:16.6	There are squatting. Maybe they're squatting in bridges. Squatting under bridges? I don't know.
1:21.5	In bridges. Yeah. You know what squank is? Yeah. It's the really ugly looking thing that gets sad because it's ugly.
1:27.9	Let's not jump ahead of ourselves.
1:29.6	You asked me.
1:30.7	Just wondering if you knew what it was.
1:31.9	It's the only thing I know from what you listed.
1:35.0	Well, these are all Pennsylvania cryptids.
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