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You may breathe, you may breathe, you may breathe

Oh yeah, you may breathe, you may breathe

You may breathe, you may breathe

You made it weird with neat homes

What's happening, weirdos? I am recording this in New York City

We just we've been doing press and we just did the Gotham live show, the live crashing show

Which was so awesome. Thank you to any weirdos that came out

It really meant a lot that we filled the place up

If you were at the show, you know I think I got food poisoning or something

This is really a first and now that I think about it maybe it'll be something we do on crashing at one point

Because I've never been sick while I'm doing stand-up

We did vows here, we did press all day

And none of this is to be like, oh poor me, it's just interesting

And then we got to the show and I was like, oh no

Yeah

I just threw up so you know that we were talking about like how miraculous your body is is that you yak

And you hate it while you're yacking

But as you get older there's also a voice in there that's like, you're gonna feel better

It's like inner dad

Yeah, so we're like trying to get it in on the window where you feel better straight after a pew

Exactly

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