Yeah, hello best friend. It's Eli. I mean, God. What do you want?

Can you buzz me in? Just tell me from there. I'm not gonna buzz you in.

Okay, so I was thinking since today's episode is about penises. I know.

Uh-uh. No, I quit the show. Okay, one, that's the second of all. I was thinking maybe.

No, no, no, no, whatever you're about to say, it's a hard no. Go away. I'm gonna call security.

Just go away.

What was that?

Was Eli gross. Yeah, I know only pretty sure it is dick out. I call security.

Great. So you guys want to do a half hitch, Jack? What about a bowline?

You know, I was thinking sheepshank. Oh, good call. Oh, I like that. That's a good one.

That's fun. I like that. Okay. Yeah, sheepshank. It is. This is why we're all best friends.

Great. Right. Tiantic knots. So fun. Best friend. Best friend forever.

Uh-uh.

Hello and welcome to Citation Needed, the podcast where we choose a subject,

read a single article about our Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the

internet and that's how it works now. I'm Cecil and I'll be a nurse ratchet this week,

but I won't be flying over the kukus nest alone. First up, welcome the guy who recreationally

throws sinks out windows in the orderly that slept through it all. Tom and he. Okay. Uh,

that's kind of shitty. It's called a strong man competition and it is a legitimate sport to test

the efficacy of steroids. Exactly, Tom. Exactly. And I was testing the efficacy of

Scotch and marijuana. They passed. You're welcome. Society. And also joining us tonight,

two guys that would fake being crazy just for the drugs, Noah and Eli. Cecil, I know your wife

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