"Penis Envy" (w/ John Waters)
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Happy Pride month from Las Culturistas! For more of your favorite LGBTQ+ content, check out the Outspoken Network from iHeartPodcasts.
All hail the Pope of Trash/Filth Elder/Sultan of Sleaze, the one and only John Waters is here fresh off his 80th birthday. The boys talk to him about bonus holes, shooting machine guns, and somehow stepping into respectability in spite of those topics. Girl, it is SURREAL to see him, can we take a pitcher?! It's an acid trip at whatever age so press play right now.
John Waters stars in the animated series Kevin on Prime Video, available to stream now.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:05.0 | Look, Matt. |
| 0:06.2 | Oh, I see. |
| 0:07.5 | Wow. |
| 0:08.7 | Bowen, look over there. |
| 0:09.6 | Wow, is that culture? |
| 0:10.9 | Yes. |
| 0:11.1 | Oh, goodness. |
| 0:11.9 | Wow. |
| 0:12.7 | Las cultureistas. |
| 0:14.8 | Ding dong. |
| 0:15.9 | Las Culturistas calling. |
| 0:17.6 | Welcome to the cavalcade of perversion. |
| 0:19.2 | Oh, I'm so excited. I'm wearing my my setth bogart merch |
| 0:24.0 | for our guest yeah this is what they sold at the academy museum which come on which was 18 rooms |
| 0:31.0 | oh my god what how are you up on the because i did my research on on the on the on the exhibit or on |
| 0:37.3 | well did you see the did you see the exhibit i did you see the exhibit? I did indeed go to the exhibits. Oh, it was fab. You went? Yeah, I did go. Amazing. It's a major day. And also, I feel like the spirit of the guest was on the New York City streets today because I'm walking down the street and I'm wearing sort of a jacket that I didn't realize had holes in it. And so medication I was holding in my jacket fell out, just beta blockers. |
| 0:59.0 | Felt like anxiety meds fell on the street. |
| 1:00.9 | And a woman ran up, a crazy woman with a like a pin, like a clothespin, ran up and said, |
| 1:08.7 | do you need a clothespin? |
| 1:10.1 | And I was like, and I was like, what? And she goes, for your hole. And I was like, okay, today is the day John Waters is on most college. Oh my God. Because a woman just ran up to me with a big clothes pin and offered it for me to have for my hole, Beau. For your whole. I was like, if this isn't a John Waters film, absolutely. It would need to have been a lot bigger, |
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