If you're watching on Rumble, there's my ball peas right there and lunch.

And lunch.

Oh, frozen nuts.

There we go. Yeah. with your host, host, John Burke, and is far more attractive co-host, me.

Now, let's get into it.

That's what your mom said. Good. I'm going to do. So, I'm going to do. So, Good afternoon and good morning to the All-American Savage show

podcast audience.

Appreciate you being today.

Streaming to you live from the Shell Shock H-Q here in Richardson, Texas

with my beautiful bearded heterosexual Jewish life partner Josh,

who was operating those controls.

We had a special little guest this morning, Patriot Barbie, Lindsey Graham.

That's a shitty name to have, but but yeah we talked about it on the the show

we'll actually have that uploaded here for you soon I was good to have her on the

show but sitting here with an ice pack on my nuts. This is great. Good times. How to go? It was interesting. It was interesting to say the least. So on Halloween of all dates, decided to go ahead and get the old snipper uni, the hashtag seedless grape squad.

So I got tired of wearing condoms.

Tired of fucking wearing condoms. I don't want any more children.

So the only alternative is I don't want the woman I'm with

to go on birth control.

You got feedback coming in?

That's it?

Yeah, it's you.

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