Pelicans

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.6 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2021

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Live from the Nowhere Comedy Club, Greg ponders presidents, parents and Pennsylvania salads.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, I can only congratulate you for doing such an awesome job of staying
0:11.7	alive for the last year and making it through this.
0:18.7	It's been an unbelievable ride and now the evil has been banished to Florida where so much
0:24.2	evil persists and we, the living, there we go.
0:35.2	Stop.
0:36.2	We made it.
0:37.8	I told you I've drink from this glass when it happened and I'm going to.
0:41.1	My friend Adam gave it to me, Amy Miller's boyfriend.
0:45.0	Was that a podcast a couple years ago here in Los Angeles?
0:48.4	Yeah.
0:49.4	That's Gerald speaking to villains.
0:51.8	That's Gerald Ford and I think that's Kissinger on there, isn't it?
0:58.8	Yeah.
1:01.8	We made it.
1:02.8	He's gone.
1:03.8	We have a black woman president with parents from the Caribbean in India.
1:07.4	We have a nice Irish guy who quotes Chema's Haney and poetry and stuff.
1:12.2	I couldn't be more thrilled and excited.
1:14.2	I felt this way before.
1:16.2	Obviously, when I was a kid, Nixon left.
1:19.6	And of course, when Reagan was left and then sadly, we got Herbert Walker.
1:24.2	But when Herbert Walker was booted out by Clinton, I felt much the same as I do now.
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