Bobbuduke, take 17.

Raising kids as a single mother can be hard,

and a disobedient child is even twice as hard.

And daycare is so expensive. And to top it all off your kid is a rotten turd.

Who does this kid think he is building a catapult backpack?

You're no data from goonies. You're just a rambunctious little

asshole. What single mother wants to put up with this shit? But now there's

Bobaduke! Don't worry about the other kids not wanting to spend playtime with your little Satan spawn when Bobaduke is around.

Fck those other kids!

Bobaduke is the perfect babysitter.

Babaduke is the perfect babysitter.

How about getting some time away and neglecting all responsibility as a good parent to go out and do some people watching and eat ice cream?

Babaduke is there.

Babaduke.

Losing friends because you're so wrapped up and trying to make sense of your fucked up

kid and is constant whining? Babaduke is there.

Babbaduke is there.

Can't masturbate in peace without the little shit busting into your room

right before you climax?

Do I really have to say it?

Babbadoo!

So pick up the phone if you haven't already lost your mind and cut the cord and dial right now.

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