So during this time, I've had to do more than one Zoom baby shower. Okay, here's the thing. And this is a

controversial statement, but like, I think all baby showers should be on Zoom. You don't get cake. That is the

big drawback. Unless you have, unless you make your own cake, you do not get cake, which is the only

reason to attend a baby shower. So here's what happened at the last one I went to, though. They decided to play a fun, like, party game where everyone sent in, like, childhood pictures of themselves. And then the mother-to-be had to, like, guess who, like, who was each picture? Just to prove that she actually would be a good mother? I guess, like, she,, like actually. If she failed, the baby gets taken away, right?

And she can identify a person, I guess.

So this one was particular was with colleagues.

Some of these women, like, sent pictures of themselves as children with their dads.

And their dads are all like roughly 30 years old in these pictures.

And I was like, oh oh you have a zaddy

and I was like doing a side convo with like the only other like single girl in that group

is it wrong that I want to fuck all these dads so what you're saying it was a dillf baby shower

and she's like we've been in quarantine for too long.

We've been alone for too long because now we're just like, we're like fantasizing about having sex with like our friends' dads in the 90s, though.

Not currently.

Like in the 90s.

Not even your friends' dads.

Your coworkers.

Yeah.

Yeah. Even your friend's dad's, your co-workers' dad.

Hey, I'm Paul.

And I'm Erica.

And this is That Aged Well.

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