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Almost Friday Podcast

Pee Pond w/ Luke Null

Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Improv, Business, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Stand-up, Entrepreneurship

4.7673 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Luke Null joins the pod for an episode that kicks off with satanic literature and ends in grandma orgasms. Luke reads the Devil’s book next to a crying nun on a plane, Will buys a schizophrenic TikTok preacher’s 400-page manifesto, and Liam thinks a tree is God while golfing and screams at an old woman in a pro shop. FOLLOW LUKE: https://www.instagram.com/luke_null/?hl=en CHECK OUT THE DAILY FRIDAY PODCAST: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5CigbKy0sJ8vpUL8Wzj7An YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheDailyFriday SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: FIND LONG DRINK NEAR YOU: https://thelongdrink.com/AlmostFriday/ DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF ONLINE THERAPY WITH CODE “AFPOD"!!! https://www.betterhelp.com/afpod Get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box with code AFPOD50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/afpod50off HEAD TO https://HIMS.COM/FRIDAY FOR PERSONALIZED HAIR LOSS TREATMENT OPTIONS! (01:16) - Worn Out Bibles (07:51) - The Secret Book (15:30) - Pee Pond (23:14) - Quarterbacks (26:31) - Pirates of the Caribbean (31:18) - Liam Golfed For The First Time (40:10) - Epstein Footage (51:34) - Scared and Impaired (56:56) - Cracker of the Week (1:12:12) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:33.5

pentagram. So it's like devil's. It's literally called the devils and it's just the most

1:38.7

satanic book you ever saw. And I'm reading it on a flight fromrid to lisbon and i'm sitting directly next to a nun

1:48.0

oh that's awesome and i'm just reading a book with a pentagram on it and katelyn's like my wife's like

1:56.2

lean back i'm going to take a picture and i'm like reading the book and i lean back and she takes a picture

2:01.4

and then none is crying oh that's awesome but it's also it looks like she's crying because i'm reading a

2:07.0

devil book but really she's up she you know she busted out her bible and it had highlighter in it and that

2:12.8

that's how you know she's for real okay but she was crying because she's afraid to fly i don't buy into that

2:18.4

highlighter worn out bible bullshit my my buddies i just was at my buddy's wedding and the guy who's

2:25.0

doing the wedding his bible was the cover was worn down right he duct taped the spine

2:32.0

he had a highlighter everywhere he has it in his back pocket when he plays rugby.

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