Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after you do not want to miss today's strawberry letter.

But up next, Houston's own nephew Tommy with today's prank phone call.

What you got, Neff?

This is classic, baby.

Here it is.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mr.

I think that's the name. Yeah, this is, this is a, what's this in regard to? Oh, this is about an air conditioner unit. You did some workoff force over on my house over on F*** Street. Do you remember coming out there last week? Uh, yeah, yeah, I remember F***, yeah. Right, my, it was a lady that my wife, she let you in to come out. Right, right. Is there a problem? Is there a problem? The air is not cooling or what? No, no, no, no, no. It's cooling. Everything, matter of fact, I want to tell you, uh, uh, that you did a, you did a good job? but I got a question for you. Now, when you was at the house and you was working on the air condition

out there in the backyard,

did you happen to But I got a question for you. Now, when you was at the house and you was working on the air conditioning out there in the backyard,

did you happen to go on the side of my house and pull out and use the bathroom right there on the side?

Did you go over there and do number one on the side of my house?

What I'm saying is that my wife tells me that when you were there, that you went on the, she was looking out to winter. She said that when you was there, that you, um, and went and used the bathroom on the side. Hold, hold, hold, hold. Wait a minute. I did what not to what. I pussed. Right. Like, you, you, you, you, hold, wait a minute. I did what, not to what?

I p-b-h-h-h- Right, you, you, you, you, you, you did number one over on the side of the house. Now, is that something that you did? Say, man, look, oh, you got to understand something, man, all right, now, I apologize if that did happen, but you got to understand something. You know, we're down south, man.

And, you know, we're talking 85, 90, 95 degree weather, man. I got to stay hydrated. I got to drink a lot of fluids. So, you know, with me being the age that I am, I have to drink a lot of fluids and it tend to pass through. Once and once again, I said I apologize. I understand all that. But you know what? I can't accept no apology like that.

When I got a man, then got on the side of my house and then f***-ohs and man, now I'm apologizing to you. And you coming off on me like that?

You didn't put you in front of my wife.

Now, look at your young man. Now, if your wife showed me everything she needs to see some type of puss because you evidently ain't doing some . Who the hell? Who you think you're talking to? Well, your wife's watching me anyway do my work. She had hard up and she got to look at the old man for a fuck. Look, look, look, look, all I know is I don't want no man at my house, in the house, side of the house, backyard. Nothing. Where you should have been there. Hey, look, man, let me tell you something, though. Let me tell you something. I'm the only person at my house. You understand me? Well, but then you ain't right. She out there looking at me. Look here, son. I'm a professional, okay? I do my job and I take my job with pride, okay? It's not being professional. If there's something that I did, that's that water running through me. All right? Okay, but you don't, you don't at no other man's house, and you're at my house, my wife's sitting there looking at you out the window. Now, I got a problem with that. Well, what you need to have a problem with is your wife looking at me, if that's what I did. You know what? You need to be at home to be at home to be and give us something to look at other than looking at me. You don't tell me what I need to do about my wife. Now, you don't go to another man. Man, you know what? I'm about to lose it, all right? Now, I tell you what. You're going to make me lose it. Let me get my, God. Let me get my book. That's all. Yeah, I just do a right here. You I got your right. And I'm going to, I got your way of you what? Yeah. That's, that's my... I'm going to show you what it is. You don't at another man's house. You don't do that. And people, my wife, looking out the window. And I bet you knew that them blinds was open. Young man? No. You did. You get me real fit with these accusations. All right? Now, look. You had, you had, what is the street? You know where I'm at. I will show you what the p. I want you to bring your ass back, I'll say you what. I know exactly what your .

You did yawks go on that, on that, on that gout, on the street.

I'm gonna come over there.

I got something for your . I got something for your .

What you think?

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