Pee On Me!

Ignorant Philosophy

Dorian Keith Media

Comedy

4.8 • 799 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2018

⏱️ 100 minutes

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0:00.0	Big Mac, chicken McNuggets, no, Big Mac and quarter pounder with cheese, or filetio fish.
0:06.9	You'd be doing the same thing if you were at McDonald's because you can choose not just one,
0:11.3	but two of your favorites for just six bucks.
0:13.7	Tasty Big Mac, crispy 10-piece chicken McNuggets, juicy quarter-pounder with cheese, or
0:18.1	savory filetal fish.
0:19.9	Enjoy two of your all-time favorites for just six bucks, if you can decide on the two.
0:24.5	Prices and participation may vary cannot be combined with any other offer or combo meal,
0:28.1	single item at regular price.
0:30.2	We're going to bring the new year and write.
0:31.4	We're going to get these bottles.
0:32.3	So I need to come to head out to church and build me a new church.
0:34.3	I'm trying to be closer to Christ. Pops. Didn't the house and get ready for church? Church. You're going to church, church?
0:39.3	No, Pauls, I thought you got me mistaken. I ain't going to church.
0:41.3	You don't have a job. Come be ready to know God.
0:44.3	Oh, you're acting up. I'm not trying to go to church. I'm trying to bring the New Year in, letting off shots.
0:49.3	Some shots? You can't even spell robots. Fucking different. That's a GWNB gun!
0:56.0	What's a GWNB gun?
0:57.0	Gun with no bullets!
0:59.0	What?
1:00.0	Five-tenth five, you ain't gotta go to church.
1:03.0	45.
1:04.0	Come on, cause keep it simple.
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