Pecan Tree
Run That Prank
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🗓️ 19 March 2024
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Your pecan tree is dropping pecans in my mommas yard and you need to cut it or else!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:04.5 | Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. |
| 0:10.0 | And the subject is, she has no idea what he's doing. |
| 0:13.6 | We'll get into that, find out what that's all about coming up. |
| 0:17.1 | But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call nephew what you got well |
| 0:22.9 | shirley uh you know this could be dedicated to you because this is uh it's pecan tree but for you |
| 0:29.9 | it's probably pecan pecan pecan i don't know who says pecan but it's pecan it's pe pecan. It's pecan tree. All right. All right. All right, let's go, man. It is pecan tree. Hello? Hello. I'm trying to reach L.C. D. This is who. Hey, let me, hey, my name is Marcus. My mom and them live next door to you, uh, the, Mr. Mrs. |
| 0:58.1 | My mom and daddy live next door to you. |
| 1:00.5 | And I was calling because y'all got a pecan tree in your backyard. |
| 1:05.5 | I mean, right on the fence line. |
| 1:07.7 | And it keep, you know, pecan and stuff keep falling over into my mom in them yard. So I'm telling to see if y'all can do something, man, where y'all can pick up, I mean, my mom and them got a little older, you know, we've been picking them up for a long time. But I need somebody to, like, maybe you can cut the limbs back that's hanging over so that they won't you know the pecans |
| 1:29.0 | won't be falling over into my mom in them yard because you know for them to be bending over like |
| 1:33.2 | they're picking up them pecans it's a lot of them so you know mr. i just wanted to holl at you and see |
| 1:39.3 | if you don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back because even when we turn the lamo on and stuff man it just you know |
| 1:45.2 | the pecans and stuff be coming out of the lawnmow just shooting all over the place well first of |
| 1:50.5 | my mcone tree is an old pucon tree and uh it's spot well and uh i can't see me cutting it for |
| 1:59.5 | well i mean i'm not saying you can't have me cutting it for... Well, I mean, I'm not saying... |
| 2:01.6 | You can't hire nobody to maintain your yard, but, I mean, you, it's your mother's, you can maintain your mother's yard. |
| 2:09.6 | Sir, I go by my mother's house, you know, every other day in check on them, but I don't have time to go in the back and pick up pecans and stuff. You know what I'm saying? I mean, if you just, it don't seem no more than like maybe four or five limbs that's hanging over there, but them four or five limbs, I mean, there's a lot of pecans falling off of that. But it's shady. My pecan tree is shady. I goes back there. There's no kind of nothing back there. Okay. Why, I want to rake the yard, whatever. Sir. I'm not cutting my tree for no shit like that. Sir, listen, what I'm trying to get you to do is I want you cutting your entire tree down. I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir. so, you know, those, that way, those are the ones |
| 2:52.3 | that are hanging over. It won't be, you know, the pecans won't be falling over into my mom's them yard. And, you know, like I say, they're older now, man. They can't be bending over like that. So, you know, I'm, I'm just coming to you as a man right now and asking you, will you please cut this down so these pecans can quit falling over my mom in them yard. |
| 2:51.2 | Well, I'm asking you, will you please cut this down so these pecans can quit falling over my mom in them yard? Well, I'm asking you, all you can do is hire someone. Okay, someone, I know your mother don't cut your yard. No, it's a guy that's a guy that cuts the yard, but even when he cutting the yard, these pecans is flying out from underneath the yard. |
| 3:24.6 | The lawn morning, soon or later, we're going to be breaking windows over there. |
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