Pecan Tree
Run That Prank
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🗓️ 12 October 2017
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Pecan tree. Most of y'all ain't a... Some people say pecans. Pecan. Right. Uh-huh. Yes. Pecan, pecan, whatever you want to call it. It's the pecan tree. Here it is. Hello? Hello. I'm trying to reach L.C. This is him. Hey, let me, let me, hey, my name is Marcus. |
| 0:23.9 | My mom and them live next door to you, the, Mr. and Mrs. B. My mom and daddy live next door to you. |
| 0:27.7 | And I was calling because y'all got a pecan tree in your backyard. |
| 0:32.7 | I mean, right on the fence line. |
| 0:34.9 | And it keep, you know, pecan and stuff keep falling over into my mom and them yard. So I'm telling to see if y'all can do something, man, where y'all can pick up, I mean, my mom and them got a little older, you know, we've been picking them up for a long time. But I need somebody to, like, maybe you can cut the limbs back that's hanging over so that they won't you know the |
| 0:55.7 | pecans won't be falling over into my mom in them yard because you know for them to be bending |
| 0:59.9 | over like they're picking up them pec and there's a lot of them so you know mr. i just wanted to |
| 1:05.0 | holl at you and see if you don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back because even when we turn the lamo |
| 1:10.4 | and stuff man it just you know the pecans, because even when we turn the lawnmow on and stuff, man, |
| 1:11.4 | it just, you know, the pecans and stuff be coming out of the lawnmow |
| 1:14.8 | just shooting all over the place. |
| 1:16.6 | Well, first of all, my becon tree is an old pecan tree, |
| 1:21.7 | and it's about well, and I can't see me cutting it. |
| 2:00.8 | Well, I mean, I'm not saying cut that. You can't hire nobody to maintain your yard. But, I mean, you, it's your mother's, you can maintain your mother's yard. Sir, I go by my mother's house, you know, every other day and check on them. But I don't have time to go in the back and pick up pecans and stuff, you know what I'm saying? I mean, if you just, it don't seem no more than like maybe four or five limbs that's hanging over there, but them four or five limbs, I mean, there's a lot of pecans falling off of there. But it's shady. My pecan tree is shady. I goes back there. There's no kind of nothing back there. Okay. Okay, sir. To raise someone to rake the yard, whatever. Sir. I'm not cutting my tree for no like that. Sir, listen. What I'm trying to get you to do is I want you cutting your entire tree down. I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir. So, you know, those, that way, those are the ones that are hanging over. It won't be, you know, the pecans won't be falling over into my mom's near yard. And, you know, like I say, they're older now, man. They can't be bending over like that. So, you know, I'm just coming to you as a man right now and asking you, will you please cut this down so these pecans can quit falling over my mom in them yard? |
| 2:38.0 | Well, I'm asking you, all you can do is hire someone. |
| 2:41.1 | Okay, someone, I know your mother don't cut your yard. |
| 2:44.8 | No, it's a guy that's a guy that cuts the yard, but even when he cutting the yard, these pecans just flying out from underneath the yard. The lawn are, soon or later, we're going to be breaking windows over there. What kind of lawn person you have that don't pick up before they cut? That's what I'm going to. Why am I arguing with you about picking up stuff and all of this? I'm asking you to cut a funky little five limbs so these dog-gone |
| 3:08.2 | pecans are falling off my mama yard. You want to cut? You're going to make me come on and cut the |
| 3:14.3 | whole. I would come cut the whole damn tree down. You ain't going to f*** with my tree tree. I grew |
| 3:20.1 | that tree from when I was a kid. And that tree going to stay in that my own as long as I stay there. Sir, look, I didn't ask you like a man to cut your little funky pecan tree down. Now, I ain't fin a half. You know what? You know what? Guess what? You, you, you, you're bad enough. You come cut it. Look, sir, tonight, tonight, today rather, this evening, it's either gonna be two things happening. Either you gonna cut these five limbs that I won't cut, I'm gonna cut, cut the whole damn pecan tree down. That's my tree and then again, nobody gonna with my, I'm here right now. You know, I'm gonna here in my yard right now, come on. Is you over there right now. I'm here in my yard right now. Come on. |
| 3:58.3 | Is you over there right now? |
| 3:59.3 | Right now, I will bring my |
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