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Run That Prank

Pecan Tree - 1.13.26

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:21.1

Guaranteed Human. Nephew, what you got for us? I got it. I got it. This right here is pecan tree. Pecan tree. My granddad used to say pecan. That pecan tree. Run daddy. Let's go, cat dog. Hello? Hello. I'm trying to reach L.C.

0:22.7

This is who.

0:25.3

Hey, let me, hey, my name is Marcus.

0:28.6

My mom and them live next door to you, the B.

0:30.2

Mr. and Mrs. B. My mom and daddy live next door to you.

0:32.4

And I was calling because y'all got a pecan tree in your backyard.

0:37.4

I mean, right on the fence line and to keep, you know,

0:40.9

pecans and stuff keep falling over into my mom in them yard.

0:43.8

So I'm telling to see if y'all can do something, man,

0:47.5

where y'all can pick up.

0:49.6

I mean, my mom and them got a little older.

0:51.5

You know, we've been picking them up for a long time.

0:53.9

But I need somebody to, like, maybe you can cut the limbs back that's hanging over my mom and them got a little older, you know, we've been picking them up for a long time.

1:08.8

But I need somebody to, like, maybe you can cut the limbs back that's hanging over so that they won't, you know, the pecans won't be falling over into my mom in them yard. Because, you know, for them to be bending over like they're picking up them pecan, it's a lot of them. So, you know, Mr.

1:10.4

I just wanted to holl at you and see if you don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back

1:13.2

because even when we turned the law, of them. So, you know, Mr. I just wanted to holl at you and see if you don't mind maybe

1:12.1

cutting the limbs back because even when we turn the lamo on and stuff, man, it just, you know,

1:17.1

the pecans and stuff be coming out of the lawnmow just shooting all over the place.

1:21.0

Well, first of all, my macaan tree is an old pecan tree and it's spot well and uh i can't see me cutting it for

1:32.0

well i mean i'm not i'm not saying you can't hire nobody to maintain your yard i mean you

1:38.9

is your mother you can maintain your mother's yard sir i i go by my mother's house you know other day and check on them, but I don't have time to go in the back and pick up pecans and stuff. You know what I'm saying? I mean, if you just, it don't seem no more than like maybe four or five limbs that's hanging over there. But those four or five limbs, I mean, there's a lot of pecans falling off of that. But it's shady. Mopacobocon tree is shaded I mean, there's a lot of pecan's falling off of there. But it's shady.

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