Look at you with your fancy pants job, sitting at your laptop all day, on your video meetings, saying things like,

let's circle back on this, or can you drill down on that, or deep dive.

You know what you are, don't you? You're entitled, that's what?

That's right.

Most people who use a screen at work are entitled to claim free eye care.

Ask your boss about getting one of our vouchers.

Should have reached out to Speck Savers.

This is Paul Hawkesby and Andy Jacobs.

And welcome once again to the H&J Daily, some of the best bits of this afternoon's show.

An old friend of the show has written his autobiography, partly because, well, mainly because he's a regular on the show, which is nice. Andy Smart.

That's good. And we said goodbye to an old friend today, didn't we?

We did, that's right. Mike Boville bowed out after 20 years. We paid tribute to him. He popped in the studio.

One last eating challenge. And we played Pearson about in the pub garden with our friends at Green King.

And that went down rather well. So you're going to hear all of that. So enjoy. Good afternoon point.

According to an official report,

Manchester's Olympic bid failed back in 2000

because no one wanted to spend three weeks there.

I was thinking, who wrote it, Angleda Maria?

Could have been. Tremor. Of course,

it was Damien Green, wasn't it? The now Tory MP. It was. And Sebastian Haller, what a great

quote from him after West Ham have just spent 45 million pounds on him. He said, I will always

give 100% and respect the club, I can guarantee, you think, well, that's big of you, isn't it, really?

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