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Hello socialites. Welcome back to the Social Studies Podcast Podcast. We're studying

things social by being social. I'm Jordan Browsky. And I'm Gasparandezzo. And this is the

Social Studies Podcast. Yes, it is. I can't eat like I used to. It like I feel like this

might have to be sponsored by Toms. Oh, and your Toms and a modium. If you guys want a sponsorship

from two 33 year old men who can't do anything, we will like honest to God. That one was for free.

I think that the bigger issue is not that I can't eat like I used to. It's that I don't

know how to say no to food. You really don't. I was Gaspar. I was not going to get that cookie.

I just had a salad for lunch. I was feeling good about myself. And then you were the devil.

So we went for lunch at Jimmy pop bellies, which I never had a salad. And I got a gyro,

which apparently is pronounced gyro. Literally all of Greece is shaking anyway.

Eros are actually Greek food or is it like water down America? No, because Greek people do eat

euro. Oh, good job. Eros. Good for you. Anyway, I get a salad, but we've been smelling this cookie

place all day downstairs. They've been cooking these cookies since eight in the morning. It is

noon. And it does smell magically delicious. And we've been walking by and there's a gate in

front of it. And every time we walk by, I asked her when she was opening. And she's like,

nah, yeah, nah, yeah, nah, yeah. So I felt like we owed it to her to buy a cookie because I

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