Peanuts Holiday Interrogation Special
improv4humans with Matt Besser
Matt Besser
4.9 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2020
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm wrong for humans. The peanuts holiday interrogation special. |
| 0:07.0 | Thank you Mrs. Van Peld. By agreeing to this, that means I can speak to your daughter without a lawyer present. You understand that right? |
| 0:22.0 | Exactly Mrs. Van Peld, I appreciate that. As you say, if she's innocent then she has nothing to hide. |
| 0:34.0 | No problem, we have some coffee and donuts out there and if you can just send your daughter in on the way out. Thank you. |
| 0:47.0 | I love that girl. |
| 0:54.0 | Hi Lucy. My name is Detective Bonk. Have a seat. |
| 0:59.0 | So you go by Lucille? |
| 1:03.0 | Lucie. |
| 1:05.0 | Yeah, that's my name. |
| 1:07.0 | Okay. I've already spoken with your brother Linus. Nice young boy. |
| 1:12.0 | He's a blockhead. |
| 1:14.0 | Yeah, most boys are except for shoulder but yeah, most boys are. |
| 1:21.0 | Well, he seems to be one of the only honest children I've talked to in this entire case. But let's talk about that. |
| 1:28.0 | I'm very honest. I tell it like it is. |
| 1:30.0 | No, you do, huh? I sure do. |
| 1:32.0 | Okay, that's good because your friend, patty, peppermint patty. |
| 1:38.0 | She's, go ahead. |
| 1:40.0 | Friends. I wouldn't call it friends. We hang out in the same group but you know, she's not my friend. |
| 1:47.0 | Okay. Well, she's in the next room right now and she's singing a different story that at least you guys hang out a whole lot. |
| 1:56.0 | Like I said, we do hang out a lot but we're not friends. |
| 2:02.0 | You're all part of the same gang. |
| 2:04.0 | Yeah, I guess you could say. |
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