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Middle of Somewhere w/Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson

Peanut Mortality and Broken Glass

Middle of Somewhere w/Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson

The Laugh Button

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

53K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Chad Daniels (@ThatChadDaniels) is a Dad, Comedian, and pancake lover. With over 750 million streams of his 5 albums to date, his audio plays are in the 99th percentile in comedy and music on Pandora alone, averaging over 1MM per week. Chad’s previous album, Footprints on the Moon was the most streamed comedy album of 2017, and he has 6 late-night appearances and a Comedy Central Half Hour under his belt. Cy Amundson (@CyAmundson) With appearances on Conan, Adam Devine’s House Party, and Comedy Central’s This is Not Happening, Cy Amundson is fast-proving himself in the world of standup comedy. After cutting his teeth at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis, has since appeared on Family Guy and American Dad and a host on ESPN's Sportscenter on Snapchat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody, this is Chad Daniels and you have landed in the middle of somewhere across

0:20.0

for me for the fourth straight week in a row is Simon. I was trying to. Hello, I was trying to,

0:31.6

as you were, who's the guy with the crazy long hitting streak? Who has the baseball? I'm not a big,

0:38.2

you know, I'm, I'm a medium baseball guy. I could have just said Cal Ripkin. He's the Iron Man. He

0:43.2

played more games. Joe DiMaggio has 56 games. That's a lot. Yeah, 56. I think that's the hitting

0:49.6

streak. That's a long, it's a long time in a row. Insert baseball player here who had streak of

0:57.1

the podcast. That's who I am. 52 weeks to go to catch him. Good luck. Speaking of old people,

1:05.3

did you know that Mr. Peanut is fucking dead? The planter's peanut mascot? Yeah, the guy with the

1:12.8

cane and the top hat and the monical. Yeah, the race, I mean, he's not a racist peanut, but if

1:17.2

you dress like that, I, he's probably got some opinions about some shit. Anytime you bring a penis

1:22.8

to him, he goes, I do declare. Yeah. That's what he looks like. I do. It was a Super Bowl commercial,

1:28.7

right? Yes. Yep. And I had, I watched the Super Bowl. I had no idea. My wife and I, Jenna,

1:34.4

were sitting out on the deck last week. And she just casually started a story by going, you know how

1:41.5

Mr. Mr. Peanut is dead? And I had no clue. And so no one, so if you didn't see the commercial,

1:49.1

basically Mr. Peanut is in a van with Wesley Snipes and comedic actor Matt Walsh. And the van

1:58.0

carines off a cliff and Snipes, Walsh and Peanut are all hanging from a branch. And then the branch

2:06.8

starts to slowly fall. And somehow they realize that by a Mr. Peanut's weight, this thing has too

2:16.1

much weight on it. So he sacrifices himself, which I get because I fucking love the blade movies.

2:23.4

I understand. Yeah. So he sacrifices himself for a tax evader and comedic actor Matt Walsh.

2:31.4

And he like, he for real died. They killed him off. Yeah, he's dead. He's not coming back.

2:36.3

And I, I went and read articles about it. And I read a copy. You're so bored.

2:43.1

One of their like head executives gave this interview where he said, we just thought it was important

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